He's talking about taking a poop. Totally G-rated.

It's interesting how back in the 90s we got away with several sexual innuendos, but rarely got to say "suck" or "crap" where as nowadays it's reversed. We can say "suck" and "crap" several times, but the innuendo is somewhat rare.

I just thought he meant that he wanted the bathroom to himself so he could read the paper while he was takin a dump!

it doesnt show his evil laugh or his sharp teeth so it can go both ways

These cartoons were so not for kids. Loved it.

I agree it may have been him just needing to dump, but...the way he said it...Little kids can understand the way SOME of us thought, but little kids can't understand the way MOST of us thought, and I'm pretty sure that's what Dexter's dad was going for.

C'mon, of course we all have to pee and poop at one point or another. Unless your not a human and think this the wrong way.

its soo funny catching these adult humor on kid shows, back then as a kid i didnt know any of em but now i find plenty of em HAHAH!

He's probably going to do the daily 5 star sudoku in the newspaper

Dexter's mom could possibly fit, like, 20 babies comfortably in her hips and STILL clean the bathroom.

Being a kid of the 90's was made pretty sweet by these cartoons.

Why the fuck did he have sharp teeth and an evil grin after he said this?

a lot of jokes like this were put in so the parents watching with their kids would find some humor in it.

You know that episode where Dexter and DeeDee accidentally switch lists, when DeeDee's in that tatoo parlor you can see a skull smoking, and a picture of the middle finger :D

i thought he was jus guna sit on the throne and read the paper xD